{Yo Mama} jokes

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio!
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon!
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow!
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!